+47 "No shirt, No shoes, No service!" Makes a bold assumption that someone is going to wear pants. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

It's hard to be serviced if you're wearing pants.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

If i gotta wear pants i aint buying

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Oooh I like that kind of service. One unli for me.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Just going Donald Duck on em.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Or Winnie the Pooh

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Well yeah. In most of those places, wearing pants is required by law but wearing a shirt or shoes is a matter of a store's preference.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

No dice!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Even the Hulk wears pants.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Most areas have laws against indecent exposure that require _something_ covers your junk.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

That sign wouldn't fly in Australia.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I feel like this should rephrased as "No shirt nor shoes, no service." The way it's listed makes me think it must be a combination of no shirt and no shoes to make deserve no service.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Challenge Accepted

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Ironically, I have a *shirt* from a lake that says "no shoes, no shirt, no problem"

by Anonymous 4 years ago

That's the joke

by Anonymous 4 years ago