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Also about midget+48Someone is the tallest midget and they don't know it. amirite?
Also about midget+163If you and a midget were both trying to get a girl, and neither of you scored. Did the midget win? Because he was closer to her genitals. amirite?
Also by Apartlavishness+33At some point in the future in a movie when a character forces vehicle controls away from the AI it will be a sign of stupidity, not bravery. amirite?
Also by Apartlavishness+13If we were immortal, we would probably search for the fountain of death instead of the fountain of youth. amirite?
Also about midget-36There are prob more obese, transsexual, Chinese, conjoined midget twins in this world than we realize, amirite?
Also about midget+66Crowded elevators smell different to a midget, amirite?
Also about Cars & Transportation+17Emergency hotdog that reheats when you crack it like a glow stick. amirite?
Also about midget+758Something to think about: Buy a forest. Adopt 8 midget babies every year (mixed race). Be the only non-midget around and raise them to think you're their god. amirite?
Also about Cars & Transportation+5Wow! What a beautiful car. Unlike leftists,
This an example of someone NOT a sheep. amirite
Also about midget+248Sometimes you're as frustrated as a midget with a yo-yo, amirite?