+75 Pop tarts are fruit calzones. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

**Processed Sugar** It's all artificial flavoring.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Exactly. There is no fruit in a pop tart.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I already said that.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Deflated empanadas?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Empanadas would be more apt, but are also savory sometimes.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

They are more like ravioli

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Yeah, I can see that. I don't cook my pop tarts in water, though.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Ben Wyatt's head just exploded.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

It's pronounced cali-zoin-za

by Anonymous 4 years ago

No they're not. Its not a pocket.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

*Sad Pizza Cook noises*

by Anonymous 4 years ago

More like pop tarts are sugar calzones.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

There is a special place in hell

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Shut up shut up

by Anonymous 4 years ago