+24 If you have a twin and buy the same clothes you don't need to look in a mirror, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I look very dif(f)erent to my twin brother.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

*looks at twin* "Dammit, my lipstick is missing. My hair fell out. My boobs fell off and worst of all, I have a boner. I simply *cannot* go out like this".

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Your brother looks at you and gets a boner?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No, I'm also not a twin. But as a guy, boners randomly happen and are usually at the worst times.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Very well. Carry on.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Also, you look way too far into that joke. Lol

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Fraternal twins?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I know a pair of identical twins who definitely have done this: try this on...I want to see how it looks on me. In fact, when one brother got married and was quite busy, the other brother across the country tried on suits for him to help out...a service not all best men can provide.

by Anonymous 3 years ago