+31 The only logical way of donkey and the dragon having babies is if donkey went inside the dragon and masturbated. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I think the fact that dragons lay eggs and donkeys are mammals might be a bigger issue.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Ikr, no one talks about this

by Anonymous 4 years ago

A masturbating donkey puts a different spin on the phrase, "Hoofin' it".

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Masturbation with hooves must be a challenge

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Masturbation with non dominant hand is hard enough lmao doing it with hooves really sounds challenging

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I've heard it said that masturbating with non dominant hand is like a handy from a stranger?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Nope. I do it with my left hand despite being right handed because I hold my phone with the right

by Anonymous 4 years ago

This would make a terrible comic book.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

And yet would sell big in some seedy dark web markets

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Fair point.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Presumably dragons would have a cloaca, right?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

But the womb is not connected to the stomach

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Love finds a way

by Anonymous 4 years ago

but she was pregnamt by the time donkey met her wasnt she

by Anonymous 4 years ago