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The only logical way of donkey and the dragon having babies is if donkey went inside the dragon and masturbated. amirite?

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Masturbation with hooves must be a challenge

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@Boknows12 Masturbation with hooves must be a challenge

Masturbation with non dominant hand is hard enough lmao doing it with hooves really sounds challenging

@Ajdee6 Masturbation with non dominant hand is hard enough lmao doing it with hooves really sounds challenging

I've heard it said that masturbating with non dominant hand is like a handy from a stranger?

@The-Merciless-Potato I've heard it said that masturbating with non dominant hand is like a handy from a stranger?

Nope. I do it with my left hand despite being right handed because I hold my phone with the right

but she was pregnamt by the time donkey met her wasnt she

I think the fact that dragons lay eggs and donkeys are mammals might be a bigger issue.

This would make a terrible comic book.

A masturbating donkey puts a different spin on the phrase, "Hoofin' it".

But the womb is not connected to the stomach

Love finds a way

Presumably dragons would have a cloaca, right?

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