+43 Farting in front of your partner is a sign of true love. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Very true and one important level of intimacy. This level is even higher than softcore sex. Then you get to the level where you can take a leak with the bathroom door opened. Then hardcore sex level. But I think that the ultimate level is take a huge dump while talking to each other and doors open, this bonds the couple forever.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Words of wisdom.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Except if your that guy who farts in his gf's face...ive seen it and its demeaning id rather see him hit her , at least then thats illegal

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I was thinking about this before. We had a massive row. Then she let rip. We laughed so hard

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Beautiful. A testament to how farting brings people together.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Same with a Cleveland Steamer

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Honestly, I prefer the Boston steamer.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Chicago Hot plate special?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Seal of approval to stay in your assborder

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Son, I've never trumped in front of your mother!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

... and trust if they dont dump you

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Whilst farting BEHIND them is a ninja skill.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Or a sign of IBS.

by Anonymous 4 years ago