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Also about fly and vampires+412My dad, he's the king of the vampires. And Asian vampires are the most vicious of the vampires. You're going to let me wear my lady demon clothes or my dad will fly into your bedroom and BITE YOUR FACE OFF. He's REALLY pissed. amirite?
Also by Dairyqueenemployee+68When spooning, the legs are a better representation of the basin of a spoon than the torsos, meaning that spooning is really ‘reverse spooning'. amirite?
Also about fly+171Watch a trapped junebug fly around your room for a little bit. No, they don't try to fly out the window. No, they don't even fly towards the light. They bang into the walls spaztically until they eventually die. Junebugs are stupid, amirite?
Also about fly+106Watching missiles fly down air vents, pretty unbelievable. But couldn’t we feasibly use that same technology to shoot food at hungry people? Know what I mean? Fly over Ethiopia, “There’s a guy that needs a banana!” SHOOP. The Stealth Banana. Smart fruit! Amirite?
Also about fly and worry+238If you ever need a form of escape from the world, sleep, because when you sleep you dream and in dreams you can do anything you possibly want and not need to worry about limits, in a dream you can have the person you've always wanted you can fly. Dreams are your worlds that you control. amirite?
Also about History+17Say what you feel you need to say. C'mon... ain't nobody listenin', hmm. amirite?
Also about History-61Native americans should go and"discover" Spain, amirite?
Also about History-47If you have ever had a misunderstanding with a woman... Search all resources for a rational solution, and if none can be found...go full sexist , and blame it on her womanly hormones and her emotional roulette, then you could save yourself a lot of time rationalizing and move on, amirite?
Also about fly+263It's morbidly satisfying to watch a Venus Fly Trap catch a fly, amirite?
Also by Dairyqueenemployee+49Our dreams could already be multiplayer, everyone you see in the dream is also dreaming, amirite?
Also about vampires+146It must suck for vampires to not be able to see themselves in the mirrors. They don't know how they look or how nice their hair is that day; and this is for the original vampires, not the "perfect" vampires Stephanie Meyers creater. amirite?
Also about fly+221It is FUCKING annoying when a fly keeps flying around your head. You can't swat it because who carries a fly swatter round with them? You just have to sit there randomly brushing it away with your arms and shaking your head, looking like a crazy person to anyone passing by, amirite?
Also about fly+442People shouldn't fly Virgin. Who'd would want to fly an airline that doesn't go all the way. amirite?