The magic carpet in Aladdin is really more of a magic rug but "magic rug ride" just doesn't have the same ring to it, amirite?

Magic rug ride sounds like what a creep in a windowless van offers

The magical tapestry tour

Ikr. It actually isn't a carpet at all lol

You're a rug!

Hahahahaha love it

Wanna ride on my magic rug?