+53 Superman probably never learned how to drive. amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Would have been pretty sus as a farmer's son in Kansas if he couldn't drive.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Right? Also, pickups can be registered as Farm Equipment. Which means Superman probably learned to drive before he was 14, since farm equipment doesn't have an age restriction.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Right? If he couldn't drive it, it would get silly. "Clark, go fetch the pickup." "Sure, pa." "Son...you need to put it down now." "But why do they call it a "pickup" then?"

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Youd have to be a special kind of heeeheeeehurrrhurrr to not know how to drive a car as an adult.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

well when you can fly faster than sound it seems a little redundant.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Didn't he take his dad's truck in the first movie?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Which first movie?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Sorry, the first Reeve movie.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

He operated farm equipment, including a truck.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Pretty sure he was the farm equipment.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Oh he was, but he still operated equipment.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

He only needs two kinds of drive Sex Tombstone pile

by Anonymous 4 years ago