+96 It seems like whenever you clip your fingernails you are quickly confronted with a task that would have been way easier to accomplish if you had longer nails, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This was me yesterday. All 2 weeks no one offer me a soda. At my lunch break I cut my nail and then bam! Someone offer me a soda

by Anonymous 2 years ago

That's why you keep a coke nail. Duh.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Coke rail?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

My inorganic chemistry professor had a coke nail. Always wondered of he actually used it for coke.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yep, that's a meme that's circulating recently.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Or you could have just bit one end and used a tooth to edge the rest of the nail off, biting the last bit and spitting it out a window of a car..

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Emery boards FTW.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Pick up classical guitar

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I play acoustic guitar and never play with a pick so usually try to keep my right hand thumbnail and index finger nail just a bit longer but it sucks when I forget. Also sucks when your left hand nails are too long and the nails are resting against other strings that you aren't pressing down on so you get that buzz sound

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Every. Single. Time.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

A high quality set of nail clippers will make the job much easier on shorter nails. Those standard size ones you can buy cheap are not very good at cutting short nails.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Picking up your fingernail clippings by hand is synonymous to wiping your ass with your finger as far as i'm concerned.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

"Unopened soda cans and cocaine have entered the chat"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Also, in adulthood I find myself cutting my nails like all the time--at least once every 7-10 days. It seemed like when I was younger I would cut my nails every couple of months.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I, too, saw that meme.

by Anonymous 2 years ago