+76 You could have been born as a micro organism, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Microorganisms aren't born they are closed via mitosis

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Yea bad wording there

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Or I could've been born rich. Strange to think about but I guess it's time to buy an island and go on a vacation.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Unfortunately it only affected my dick

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Considering that the universe is 93,000,000,000 light years across, you already are a microorganism.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

How? Pretty sure you could not fit a human brain into a virus

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I wasn't saying that

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Then how could that virus be you?

by Anonymous 4 years ago

I never said that, I'm saying you could have alternatively existed as a microbe with its functions

by Anonymous 4 years ago

>I never said that, I'm saying you could have alternatively existed as a microbe with its functions And I am asking *how*? How could you have existed as a microbe when a microbe has no way of being you?

by Anonymous 4 years ago