People who are loudly child-free are sort of like genital-vegans, amirite?

Then claim they're "doing it for the environment"

Cool story bro...

Na man, I am still taking that meat.😂

Funny but people without kids brag less about their situation than parents do about their kids.

If anything, parents are like vegans. Nobody cares about how many goals Timmy scored in last Saturday's soccer game, but a parent will still manage to shove it down your throat.

My partners genitals would beg to differ