+93 Tell a lie once and all of your truths become questionable, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

...while living in society that requires lies everyday :)

by Anonymous 2 years ago

"Build a thousand bridges and your a bridge builder. But suck one Dick and now your a dick sucker"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Beat me to it

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Beating it is always a good alternative to gay

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Someone's been busted...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Or lie once and everyone believes you because you've always been honest

by Anonymous 2 years ago

"Suck a dick once and you're gay forever"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Kill one immigrant and...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Now please be nice to our President. He is simply an old man and can not help it.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Everyone lies.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Tell the truth once and your relationship will never recover. "Honey, does this dress make my ass look fat?"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

"No, your fat ass makes your ass look fat."

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This is exactly what I'm banking on. The burden of truth is now on their sorry asses. Wish me luck.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Tell that to the Dutch prime minister 🤡

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This is why being a notary means never improperly notarize a document. It can invalidate any other transactions.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Is it really important to you that people believe everything you say?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Unless you're a politician

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I feel really questionable right now.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yes. That's how it works.

by Anonymous 2 years ago