+277 When you see a "dude" wearing skinny jeans, you wonder where he is hiding his penis, because there is absolutely no fucking way you would suffocate yourself like that, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

tucking :P

by Anonymous 15 years ago

LOL, okay.... but it would still get crushed by the tremendous force of those WAY TOO TIGHT jeans :P

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Also can I just say IMPOTENCE :D

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Sagging? I dunno, I have some scene friends who say they just sag it away, even though that went outta style like 10 years ago

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Boy jeans have larger crotch areas than girl jeans...Although I'm sure sitting is IMMENSELY uncomfortable

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Umm they're not that tight, they just look tight...

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Why does this have downvotes? They're really not.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There are some guys who look good in skinny jeans if they are just the right fit.. not too tight

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Idk why people have the impression that skinnies crush your balls...they don't unless your balls are the size of softballs

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Exactly MY point :-|.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

I wear skinny jeans but it's okay. I cut my penis off a long time ago.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey OP, why is the word dude in quotation marks? You implying that his dude-ness is somehow illegitimate because of the clothes he wears?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wearing tight jeans is not good for a guy in at least two ways. Firstly, there’s no way to hide how big (or small) your penis is. What a girl sees is what she’s gonna get. Secondly, they bunch up the testicles, holding them too close to the body & keeping them too warm to produce healthy sperm. Also, holding them tightly together means they cannot slip out of the way when hit. A kick in the balls would not only be incredible painful, but could cause devastating injury. On the plus side, for girls, the target is visible & well defined!

by Anonymous 2 years ago