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Deadpool probably isn't circumcised because of his regeneration ability, amirite?

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You are goddamn right

It probably doesn't work on things he lost before he got his powers. For example his hair follicles are still dead and don't regenerate.

Must be nice :-/

He's Canadian. It was probably 50/50 to begin with.

I'm a little shocked that this isn't addressed somewhere in the Deadpool canon, he's not exactly shy

Why people still follow such barbaric practices? Awful stuff

@Mihneacuzino Why people still follow such barbaric practices? Awful stuff

Supposed to be easier to clean. Especially when you're a baby, pee can get stuck and get you infected. Tons of people have died from it

@88080808088 Supposed to be easier to clean. Especially when you're a baby, pee can get stuck and get you infected. Tons of...

In that case so many people have stinky feet/toes. Chop em off. Cleanliness is just an excuse to defend a barbaric practice in the name of culture and religion. Ffs teach the kids how to clean

@bibbitybobbitybacon In that case so many people have stinky feet/toes. Chop em off. Cleanliness is just an excuse to defend a barbaric...

It helps reduce the amount of sexual transmitted infections, and reduce infections as a whole. Not even babies, but people of all ages. The foreskin can be too tight and it can cause inflammation and pain as well.

You are being delusional.

Actually Deadpool wasn't born that way so it is likely that he is circumcised

@ChootEmChootEm Actually Deadpool wasn't born that way so it is likely that he is circumcised

Yall hear me out. When he regenerated his arm and legs, they were baby parts. Given the fact that he is a super freaky merc, he has likely gotten himself into an incident where his dingdong has snapped off for one reason or another. So then he grows back a teenie peenie.....it's safe to say that would grow back fully intact.

@tonywonderslostnut Yall hear me out. When he regenerated his arm and legs, they were baby parts. Given the fact that he is a super...

If i was dead pool i would have made sausage for dinner everyday with my own sausage farm😏

@ChootEmChootEm Actually Deadpool wasn't born that way so it is likely that he is circumcised

given how many times his body has been destroyed since then, i'm sure it has healed.

@XdJackieboi given how many times his body has been destroyed since then, i'm sure it has healed.

Then why is he all scarred up from the procedure? Wouldnt that have healed too?

@contextrip Then why is he all scarred up from the procedure? Wouldnt that have healed too?

That's from the mutation making his cancer heal itself superfast so he looks like an avocado testicle, basically, he's covered in tumors.

@Iapetus-11 That's from the mutation making his cancer heal itself superfast so he looks like an avocado testicle, basically...

I know what caused the scars, im saying of his circumcision would have healed 'by now', then wouldnt the scars as well? Does he regenerate to pristine condition or just pre-mutation condition? If pristine(such as would heal his clipped willy) then alls he'd have to do is rip his face off and presto! Pretty deadpool!

@cjcusack I know what caused the scars, im saying of his circumcision would have healed 'by now', then wouldnt the scars as...

They aren't scars, it's active cancer growing. His regeneration just cancels it out, so the cancer is constantly still there attacking his tissue while it's also constantly regenerating

Deadpool being Canadian probably wasn't circumcised at birth anyway. He also didn't get his regenerative powers until a lot later in life.

When Juggernaut ripped him in half in Deadpool 2, why didn't 2 Deadpools regrow?

@KilljoyX When Juggernaut ripped him in half in Deadpool 2, why didn't 2 Deadpools regrow?

Only 1 Deadpool per universe. When a part gets left behind in a different universe, it grows into Deadpool there.

At least, this is how my friend explained it to me.

if you try to circumcise him you can feed cannibals & those who are hungry in one sweep

Wolverine, too.

@Framie1 Wolverine, too.

Mutants don't manifest their powers until puberty, so he may be as well.

@cjcusack You think that part would heal to "cut off" state? Weird.

I sure don't. Growing his foreskin back (if he was even circumcised in the first place) would have been one of the earliest ways he'd know something was up.

It's more likely that would happen, than him hurting himself.

What has my life come to....?

Deadpool was not a mutant at birth, he's also American. Also caucasian. This means there's a 90.8% chance he's circumcised.

@XdJackieboi Deadpool was not a mutant at birth, he's also American. Also caucasian. This means there's a 90.8% chance he's...

As many times as he's been torn apart he has his foreskin. Just because it was cut off once doesn't mean it's not going to regenerate.

@Kionix As many times as he's been torn apart he has his foreskin. Just because it was cut off once doesn't mean it's not...

Why would it regenerate past where it was when he became a mutant? The rest of his ripped up body parts don't grow back younger... why would his dick?

@Kionix Because you're born with it. Why wouldn't it grow back to its natural state

Yes, but if he regenerated everything to his "born with it" state, he'd have perfect skin too. He only regenerates to the same point he was at when he was mutated.

@freq432 Yes, but if he regenerated everything to his "born with it" state, he'd have perfect skin too. He only...

That's not true, though. The tumours are a part of the genetic mutation that gave him the regeneration. That means that when his body regenerates, those tumours stay there, as they're still part of his genetic code.

@404ChompyNotFound Why would it regenerate past where it was when he became a mutant? The rest of his ripped up body parts don't grow...

His and Wolverine's regrowth seems to have set patterns that they regrow into, since Deadpool's bald it's less obvious on him but look at Wolverine's hair. It always grows back like that.

@XdJackieboi Deadpool was not a mutant at birth, he's also American. Also caucasian. This means there's a 90.8% chance he's...

But how does his regeneration work?

As we saw, when body parts are cut off, they regrow as ‘baby' parts, and ‘age' to his body's age.

So, how does his regeneration work?

Does it restore him to the state his body was in before, or to the ‘pattern' his genetics have? I would assume the latter, as mutants are supposed to be genetic mutants, meaning that regeneration is going to function on genetics, right?

And it's also pretty safe to assume that his dick will have been shot off, chopped off, or something like that at least once by this point, so will have regrown from scratch, so I would assume it's regrown his foreskin, too, if he was circumcised.

@XdJackieboi Deadpool was not a mutant at birth, he's also American. Also caucasian. This means there's a 90.8% chance he's...

Fun fact Deadpool is actually Canadian, and Canada only has a 32% circumcision rate. So he probably ain't circumcised.

@Iapetus-11 Fun fact Deadpool is actually Canadian, and Canada only has a 32% circumcision rate. So he probably ain't circumcised.

I did not know he's a canuck.

However, he was born in 1973 and the circumcision rates in 70s Canada was 48-61%.

So the odds are still that he's snipped.

@Framie1 I did not know he's a canuck. However, he was born in 1973 and the circumcision rates in 70s Canada was 48-61%...

I did not take looking at the year he was born into account with the statistics I pulled. That is a good point.

You could keep cutting it off for infinite food.

Vanessa, can you chime in on this? Inquiring minds want to know - whole or trimmed?

Immediately reminded of that scene with Cassidy from Preacher

His asshole is so tight too

@Mrtechnohawk His asshole is so tight too

hrmmm so tight too, his asshole is.

-Titboobweiner


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It did probably grow back.

But his dick probably looks like beat up burnt sausage.

he'd probably need to have his pecker cut off for it to regenerate like it was when he was born.

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