Deadpool probably isn't circumcised because of his regeneration ability, amirite?

Actually Deadpool wasn't born that way so it is likely that he is circumcised

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yall hear me out. When he regenerated his arm and legs, they were baby parts. Given the fact that he is a super freaky merc, he has likely gotten himself into an incident where his dingdong has snapped off for one reason or another. So then he grows back a teenie peenie.....it's safe to say that would grow back fully intact.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If i was dead pool i would have made sausage for dinner everyday with my own sausage farm😏

by Anonymous 3 years ago

given how many times his body has been destroyed since then, i'm sure it has healed.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Then why is he all scarred up from the procedure? Wouldnt that have healed too?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's from the mutation making his cancer heal itself superfast so he looks like an avocado testicle, basically, he's covered in tumors.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I know what caused the scars, im saying of his circumcision would have healed 'by now', then wouldnt the scars as well? Does he regenerate to pristine condition or just pre-mutation condition? If pristine(such as would heal his clipped willy) then alls he'd have to do is rip his face off and presto! Pretty deadpool!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

> Pretty deadpool! Except for all the superhealing cancerous tumors, which is why he looks like that.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yeah.. ur right. Ill take the 'L' on this

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They aren't scars, it's active cancer growing. His regeneration just cancels it out, so the cancer is constantly still there attacking his tissue while it's also constantly regenerating

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Isn't that the cancer

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No its the battle pass

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Wolverine, too.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Mutants don't manifest their powers until puberty, so he may be as well.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You think that part would heal to "cut off" state? Weird.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I sure don't. Growing his foreskin back (if he was even circumcised in the first place) would have been one of the earliest ways he'd know something was up. It's more likely that would happen, than him hurting himself. What has my life come to....?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

He wasn't born a mutant. He became the way he is when he was an adult.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Deadpool was not a mutant at birth, he's also American. Also caucasian. This means there's a 90.8% chance he's circumcised.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Fun fact Deadpool is actually Canadian, and Canada only has a 32% circumcision rate. So he probably ain't circumcised.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I did not know he's a canuck. However, he was born in 1973 and the circumcision rates in 70s Canada was 48-61%. So the odds are still that he's snipped.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I did not take looking at the year he was born into account with the statistics I pulled. That is a good point.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

He said it right there in the movie - native of Regina, Saskatchewan.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

> Canada only has a 32% circumcision rate. So he probably ain't circumcised. That's about 64% of dudes, assuming not many Canadian girls are circumcised.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

cant tell if you are joking or serious.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

A 32% circumcision rate means 32% of anyone who has a dick is circumcised.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But how does his regeneration work? As we saw, when body parts are cut off, they regrow as ‘baby' parts, and ‘age' to his body's age. So, how does his regeneration work? Does it restore him to the state his body was in before, or to the ‘pattern' his genetics have? I would assume the latter, as mutants are supposed to be *genetic* mutants, meaning that regeneration is going to function on genetics, right? And it's also pretty safe to assume that his dick will have been shot off, chopped off, or something like that at least once by this point, so will have regrown from scratch, so I would assume it's regrown his foreskin, too, if he was circumcised.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

As many times as he's been torn apart he has his foreskin. Just because it was cut off once doesn't mean it's not going to regenerate.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Why would it regenerate past where it was when he became a mutant? The rest of his ripped up body parts don't grow back younger... why would his dick?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

His and Wolverine's regrowth seems to have set patterns that they regrow into, since Deadpool's bald it's less obvious on him but look at Wolverine's hair. It always grows back like that.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Because you're born with it. Why wouldn't it grow back to its natural state

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yes, but if he regenerated everything to his "born with it" state, he'd have perfect skin too. He only regenerates to the same point he was at when he was mutated.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's not true, though. The tumours are a part of the genetic mutation that gave him the regeneration. That means that when his body regenerates, those tumours stay there, as they're still part of his genetic code.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's not a hard and fast rule. I'm also all of those things and I've still got my whole dick

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That makes you the 9.2%

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's regrown and fused shut so the only way he can pee is by shooting a hole in his dick and peeing as fast as he can before it closes again.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Or he could just pee into it and have it inflate until it pops like a water balloon

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It would be free to not say this

by Anonymous 3 years ago

no matter how dirty minded i am, i don't want to think about that.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Probably how he cums as well

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Deadpool being Canadian probably wasn't circumcised at birth anyway. He also didn't get his regenerative powers until a lot later in life.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

When Juggernaut ripped him in half in Deadpool 2, why didn't 2 Deadpools regrow?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Only 1 Deadpool per universe. When a part gets left behind in a different universe, it grows into Deadpool there. At least, this is how my friend explained it to me.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'm a little shocked that this isn't addressed somewhere in the Deadpool canon, he's not exactly shy

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It did probably grow back. But his dick probably looks like beat up burnt sausage.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ribbed for her pleasure?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Unfortunately in Deadpool's case it's ribbed for no one's pleasure.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You could keep cutting it off for infinite food.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It probably doesn't work on things he lost before he got his powers. For example his hair follicles are still dead and don't regenerate.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

if you try to circumcise him you can feed cannibals & those who are hungry in one sweep

by Anonymous 3 years ago

he'd probably need to have his pecker cut off for it to regenerate like it was when he was born.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You are goddamn right

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Immediately reminded of that scene with Cassidy from Preacher

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Must be nice :-/

by Anonymous 3 years ago

He's Canadian. It was probably 50/50 to begin with.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Vanessa, can you chime in on this? Inquiring minds want to know - whole or trimmed?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Why people still follow such barbaric practices? Awful stuff

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Supposed to be easier to clean. Especially when you're a baby, pee can get stuck and get you infected. Tons of people have died from it

by Anonymous 3 years ago

In that case so many people have stinky feet/toes. Chop em off. Cleanliness is just an excuse to defend a barbaric practice in the name of culture and religion. Ffs teach the kids how to clean

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It helps reduce the amount of sexual transmitted infections, and reduce infections as a whole. Not even babies, but people of all ages. The foreskin can be too tight and it can cause inflammation and pain as well. You are being delusional.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

His asshole is so tight too

by Anonymous 3 years ago

**hrmmm so tight too, his asshole is.** *-Titboobweiner* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')

by Anonymous 3 years ago