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Everything Is A Weapon If You Throw It Fast Enough, amirite?
by Anonymous2 years ago
I have used this argument about my children to my wife before.
She has declared that while our children can be used as weapons, they may not be used as weapons.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Use the clothes they are wearing for the weapon. If they happen to still be wearing them, oh well.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Throwing shade can hurt someone deeply so this checks out.
by Anonymous2 years ago
This reminds me of my self defense ideas that I come up with randomly. Now, like one person on here said, a ballon would be difficult to act as a weapon. Now it can be used as an distraction to a potential attacker because by then they may wonder "why the hell does this person have a balloon", though it may have more of an effect if it's deflated. A worser weapon would be a napkin, unless if it's wrapped in a ball and thrown in the face. For liquids, the most effective weapon is eye irritants, like lemon juice for example. I can go on and on 😅
by Anonymous2 years ago
Please don't.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Meh, photons are pretty harmless in small numbers. Having no mass and already going the speed of light and all.
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