I have used this argument about my children to my wife before. She has declared that while our children can be used as weapons, they may not be used as weapons.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Use the clothes they are wearing for the weapon. If they happen to still be wearing them, oh well.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Throwing shade can hurt someone deeply so this checks out.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This reminds me of my self defense ideas that I come up with randomly. Now, like one person on here said, a ballon would be difficult to act as a weapon. Now it can be used as an distraction to a potential attacker because by then they may wonder "why the hell does this person have a balloon", though it may have more of an effect if it's deflated. A worser weapon would be a napkin, unless if it's wrapped in a ball and thrown in the face. For liquids, the most effective weapon is eye irritants, like lemon juice for example. I can go on and on 😅

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Please don't.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Meh, photons are pretty harmless in small numbers. Having no mass and already going the speed of light and all.

by Anonymous 3 years ago