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You can't just lightly kill a bug. Even the smallest bug requires the hardest stomp or slap possible. amirite?

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I cant kill bugs because i imagine to them we are like Gods and i wouldnt want my God to squish me for just being.

Icy-layer +5Reply

@Icy-layer I cant kill bugs because i imagine to them we are like Gods and i wouldnt want my God to squish me for just being.

To be fair, that's kinda how it was in the Bible. And the Qu'ran.

Mihneacuzino +5Reply

@Mihneacuzino To be fair, that's kinda how it was in the Bible. And the Qu'ran.

Cool!

Tldfonat Yeah You Are +4Reply

It's also cooler for the bug to be instantly dead than getting killed slowly

jodzdzownica +5Reply

Well, the last thing you wanna do is just piss ‘em off.

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