+100 Stretching your legs and pointing your toes when you lay down to sleep is a better feeling than morning wood. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I wouldn't know... magical fairies don't get morning wood.  biggrin

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Morning wood is terrible. I just want to wake up with out having a boner.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's a sign of good health so maybe be careful what you wish for.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I would rather be unhealthy than wake up crushing it against my bed.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Clearly, you have all 10 toes. No need to walk all over those of us who don't. Might as well kick me when I'm down. No!!! I'm putting my foot down! You can't keep kicking us around! This is original now, but I'm sure others will come walk all over this.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

How do you think I walk so fast? All in the toes, my man.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yeah it absolutely is. Especially since I'm a cis girl :)

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What the hell do you know about morning wood?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm completely ignorant about men.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You got a dick?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What do you think cis means?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Then why are you acting like you know what morning wood feels like?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

.....I said stretching your legs feels better *because* I've never had morning wood, and this have nothing to compare it to.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's not what you said.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It was implied in the joke...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's not what you said.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Morning wood can cure heart attacks

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No, morning wood is better, especially if it's poking the buns of your bed mate and it leads somewhere.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I love my morning wood, doesn't matter what other people on the bus say

by Anonymous 3 years ago