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+144Realistically speaking if you went to sleep and didn't wake up you wouldn't be sad about it. amirite?
No, morning wood is better, especially if it's poking the buns of your bed mate and it leads somewhere.
Morning wood can cure heart attacks
Clearly, you have all 10 toes. No need to walk all over those of us who don't. Might as well kick me when I'm down.
No!!! I'm putting my foot down! You can't keep kicking us around!
This is original now, but I'm sure others will come walk all over this.
How do you think I walk so fast? All in the toes, my man.
Morning wood is terrible. I just want to wake up with out having a boner.
It's a sign of good health so maybe be careful what you wish for.
I would rather be unhealthy than wake up crushing it against my bed.
I love my morning wood, doesn't matter what other people on the bus say
Yeah it absolutely is. Especially since I'm a cis girl :)
What the hell do you know about morning wood?
Just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I'm completely ignorant about men.
You got a dick?
What do you think cis means?
Then why are you acting like you know what morning wood feels like?
.....I said stretching your legs feels better because I've never had morning wood, and this have nothing to compare it to.
That's not what you said.
It was implied in the joke...
That's not what you said.
I wouldn't know... magical fairies don't get morning wood.