+88 If a zombies core function is to just kill and eat meat, they would just all end up constipated and unable to eat anymore, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

There are animals out there that exclusively eat meat. These animals do poop.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yes, but humans are not designed for that. Are they?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If you eat meat with salmonella it will make it work...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But they're no loner humans. Are they?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

**There are professors amongst zombie s and they might use a pencil**

by Anonymous 3 years ago

In SNK titans puke once they get full, I guess zombies could do the same

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Zombies are in a constant state of the slow runs. This diet is what keeps them regular.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

you're talking about core function, not secondary function. Who knows what else they can do in the back-end

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If you give the zombies miralax they tend to feel a lot better over about an hour, much more docile

by Anonymous 3 years ago