You'll never serve yourself the right amount of ketchup. It's always too much or too little. amirite?

I can always add more if I need to.

If there's too much, I just lick it off the plate.

Always get too much if it's those little cups of ketchup, if you have extra drink the rest like a shot

Is this a metaphor on life or something

You need to level up your ketchup distribution skills. Perfect amount every time for me.

It's just always too much, as far as I'm concerned

You can never have too much ketchup. Only too little.