No matter how bad it gets, you will always be rich at the dollar store, amirite?

Not if you've only to 50c you won't be

The bums I see outside the dollar store disprove your theory

The Dollar Store came in third in 2019 for the percentage of "shrink" - that is, amount of loss caused by shoplifting - among all large retailers. Many of those people shoplifted due to having NO money, so your statement is false.

I have less then 10 bucks to my name. Cant wait to be living the high life on paper plates a few bags of candy and a cococola glass

That's how I got my place in power

Hear me out now, but what if… you don't have a dollar?

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