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Also about walking+58Due to the shape of the Earth, if you walk in a perfectly straight line, you're technically still walking in circles. amirite?
Also by bibbitybobbitybacon+44The universe literally exists in the middle of nowhere. amirite?
Also about cemetery+51It is a disgrace to America and the American Military to bury deceased German NAZI terrorists AND American Veterans in the same cemetery. Like the Fort Sam Houston National Cemetery in San Antonio, TX, amirite?
Also about walking+312Ladies: One of the most awkward moments is walking into a public restroom to check your appearance and some other person is doing the same thing. Then youd don't to check your appearance anymore, you just want to get the hell out, but can't because it would rude to walk in and then immediately walk back out, amirite?
Also about walking-96You hate it when people walk down/up escalators instead of standing and waiting for it to carry you. the entire point of escalators is so that you wont have to waste energy walking down a long and tiring staircase! it wont make you look athletic or fit to walk as if the escalator was broken or something. amirite?
Also about walking+4In Rap talking the talk IS walking the walk, amirite?
Also about Money & Economics+121If team rocket from Pokémon really wanted to be evil they could easily hold people without Pokémon hostage. amirite?
Also about Money & Economics+76A Cannibal Is Literally Just Someone Fed up With People. amirite?
Also by bibbitybobbitybacon+6Some people want to live by their anti-science beliefs, but they don't want to die by them. amirite?
Also by bibbitybobbitybacon+44Everyone who's ever done pottery has, at somepoint, accidentally made a clay penis. amirite?
Also about walking+106People should always keep left (or whichever side your country uses for standing still on the escalator) when walking. It would create less collision at corner because everyone wants the inside, human traffic would be in general faster, and there's always a way to overtake, and less assholes who spread out to block the whole path or walk in the middle, amirite?
Also about walking+811When you are walking to class and the people in front of you are walking ridiculously slow, you pass them and start walking fast to show them how to walk faster than a dying turtle, amirite?
Also about Money & Economics+107A question you never asked yourself is why the alphabet has an order. amirite?
Also about walking+287There are three basic 'woman-walking-in-high-heels sounds' categories. The 'Normal Walk': -scuff scuff scuff-; The I'm-On-My-Way-So-You-Better-Pay-Damn-Attention-To-Me Walk': -SCUFF SCUFF SCUFF-; and The 'Accident': "Oh shi- -THUD-THUD-THUD-. amirite?