+92 If a dolphin could flap on land at the speed of a toddler, the other dolphins would praise it the same way we praise Michael Phelps. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Flap? You can't just make up dolphin flapping.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'm sure dolphins would have some pretty harsh descriptions of the way humans "swim"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This seems a highly debatable matter to pursue, given that you simply can't think of a better word for cetacean land locomotion than "flapping". What about "scooting"? Or "wriggling"? I mean, you don't even *need* a word for this. You could've simply said "if a dolphin could move on land.." But no, not you. You just wanted to call it flapping. I think that was your actual motive! You want to be the person who gets to name the movement of dolphins upon land. You know what? Why not just call it "Daniling", you dolphin-movement defining megalomaniac.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

How about flopping instead, I think flopping is perfect

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Why is this so funny, I'm smiling like a fool, lol

by Anonymous 3 years ago

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by Anonymous 3 years ago

Along with raping everyone it flaps by.

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