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Also about moms and dads+733Ur moms a whale!! "Jokes on you, I got two dads!" Gay rights give a small percentage of the population an easy out on 'your mother' jokes, amirite?
Also about moms and dads+349If you've ever been copied by a younger sibling, you know that it's one of the most annoying experiences. It's even worse when a parent says "Oh, don't get mad! They just want to be like you!" when you know for a fact that little Timmy is just trying to get under your skin, and is succeeding. Moms and dads need to realize that irritation is not the sincerest form of flattery, amirite?
Also by Openeyes+78The adjective "indescribable" is a paradox. amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+116If any beeing, (animal, bug, etc.) dies under a plant, the plant will be eating it, so beeing 100% vegan is impossible, amirite?
Also about moms and dads+65In general, dads are usually cooler than moms, amirite?
Also about moms and dads+116We exist because our dads didn't masturbate, and our moms didn't swallow. amirite?
Also by Openeyes+114The first Dating App was created by a desperate person. amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+124If meddling kids and a stoner dog are what foiled your criminal scheme, you probably weren't going to get away with it in the end anyways. amirite?
Also about Animals & Nature+111A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?