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Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+54The meaning of life is to become your best self, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+101You can look in a mirror but you can't look at a mirror, amirite?
Also about life+84You say there's no instruction manual for life, but what about the Bible? The Torah? Hell, why not even the Qur'an? Just stop ad-libbing life and making excuses, amirite?
Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+115You are the main character in your life, a side character in the life of your friends and an npc in the life of all the strangers you meet. amirite?
Also by Tldfonat+88If washing clothes is doing laundry, then washing yourself is human laundering. amirite?
Also by Tldfonat+37Whales probably have the longest nipples of any mammal. amirite?
Also by Tldfonat+94If you wear inverted goggles for long enough, your natural vision will be right side up. amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?