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We spend our entire lives collecting people that will attend our funerals, amirite?
by Anonymous4 years ago
Only if you plan on dying young.
by Anonymous4 years ago
I don't plan on dying at all
by Anonymous4 years ago
Almost nobody does.
by Anonymous4 years ago
If you're planning on being here for awhile you need to do something about your cars extended warranty . . .
by Anonymous4 years ago
I drive a kazoo-loving emu.
by Anonymous4 years ago
All about timing. Wait too long and you'll start to lose them
by Anonymous4 years ago
Just rephrased from something else.
by Anonymous4 years ago
Freakin' bunch of hobgoblins with lady parts weeping for the bloated meat sack in a box that used to be their main booty call. One last reach around would surely destroy the delicate beauty of this scene . . .
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