+118 We spend our entire lives collecting people that will attend our funerals, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Only if you plan on dying young.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I don't plan on dying at all

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Almost nobody does.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

If you're planning on being here for awhile you need to do something about your cars extended warranty . . .

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I drive a kazoo-loving emu.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

All about timing. Wait too long and you'll start to lose them

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Just rephrased from something else.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Freakin' bunch of hobgoblins with lady parts weeping for the bloated meat sack in a box that used to be their main booty call. One last reach around would surely destroy the delicate beauty of this scene . . .

by Anonymous 3 years ago