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We spend our entire lives collecting people that will attend our funerals, amirite?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Only if you plan on dying young.
by Anonymous2 years ago
I don't plan on dying at all
by Anonymous2 years ago
Almost nobody does.
by Anonymous2 years ago
If you're planning on being here for awhile you need to do something about your cars extended warranty . . .
by Anonymous2 years ago
I drive a kazoo-loving emu.
by Anonymous2 years ago
All about timing. Wait too long and you'll start to lose them
by Anonymous2 years ago
Just rephrased from something else.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Freakin' bunch of hobgoblins with lady parts weeping for the bloated meat sack in a box that used to be their main booty call. One last reach around would surely destroy the delicate beauty of this scene . . .
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