+119 Every hand you shake, has probably had a peepee in it, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

God, I hope not. I shook hands with a six-year-old girl yesterday.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Well then she shook the hand that had a pee-pee in it at some point

by Anonymous 3 years ago

In it?!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I doubt there is a man on earth who hasn't accidentally blasted his hand with pee once or twice. Can't speak for the ladies.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Sure it would be *on* it though as opposed to being in?!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ya'll be holding dicks ‘on' your hands?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

When urination goes wrong, it gets EVERYWHERE

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yea - us women know how you men drip on the seats.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I seem to have rerouted my bladder on accident. What do now?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ohhhh the fingers are penises!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's why I only bump elbows.  biggrin

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Monke

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ew!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What about girls. Like ten year old girls

by Anonymous 3 years ago