Freddy Krueger must have pricked himself with his glove when trying to scratch an itch on more than one occasion. amirite?

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So Mr Pirate how did you lose the eye?

I was scratching my eye.

How did scratching your eye make you lose it?

It twas the day after I got the hook.

monsterallergiess avatar monsterallergies Yeah You Are +10Reply

Hence the terrible skin.

Not itching without nerve endings my guy

Ball itch, ftl

MikewithdeTs avatar MikewithdeT Yeah You Are +6Reply

Well, burns do itch

swiggybabys avatar swiggybaby Yeah You Are +2Reply
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