If your pickup truck isn't dirty you don't need a pickup truck. amirite?

Or you just went into a car wash

This is dumb

If your pick-up line isn't dirty you don't need a pick-up line. 'S why Bluto gets all the girls . . .

I have a regular car, but it's dirty, do I need a pickup truck?

Weird gatekeeping but ok bubba.

Or maybe you care a out it enough to clean it after making a mess.
Or maybe you use it to cart wood around, which isn't very dirty.
Or maybe you haul bricks to build stuff, also not dirty.
Or maybe you haul larger car parts and tools around, which also don't generate dirt.

Or maybe the reality is that if you go mudding and don't clean your truck, you should go buy a jeep, because you're not using your truck as a truck

Or I just haul things in the city

Isn't this more an "if your 4x4 isn't dirty" though?

I know people who haul boxes about in theirs. On roads

I guess this is just a generalization but the pickup might have been just washed or they might not go offroading with the pickup and use it to haul stuff

What if you're a carwash repairman/tester?

Hard manual labor workers = blue colar workers. They deserve to have clean vehicles if they so please!

I keep my pickup clean. I need a pickup because I'm a welder. I need to look respectable, not like a hillbilly cowboy.