You should see the self burn after I tried to banish those Skeeters with a big ol' bug zapper.
Had a dong like a lightsaber for a second and a half. Well... Maybe a lightdagger? Then nothing but squito corpses and the smell of burnt hair hanging in the air. Kaboom...
Sounds like a lot until you see how many mosquitoes are actually out there at are actually out there at any given night.
Glad I wasn't part of this study or the peer review
Bold of you to assume I have an average penis
bold of you to assume i have a penis
Clearly you've never been to Louisiana. Huge mosquitos, tiny shrimp.
I don't have enough real estate for 1000 mosquitoes at one time.
Think of the speed bumps afterwards though. Ribbed, for her pleasure.
And his extreme displeasure, just imagine the itch.
If your erection last longer than 4 hours, head to Minnesota in the summer!
Oh fuu
Speak for yourself
"If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis"
It actually takes none, just reading that made my penis retreat as far as it could.
Besides, wouldn't your finger or penis swell up with that many mosquito bites anyway?
Doesn't matter, I'm not gonna stick it out there if there's that many mosquitos around, anyway.
Did you learn this from personal experience?
Just learned that with only my penis I could make the entire mosquito population go extinct
Girl mosquitos are the only ones that suck blood :/
Are you this desperate to get sucked off?
So I can prevent morning wood by putting on sealed underwear with 1200 mosquitoes in it... nice
It takes only 1 to annoy you for hours, though...
gets boner in class releases the swarm
Then something is out of proportion on me. My penis isn't 5 times the size of my finger.
Everybody get a load of this guy with his giant penis!
how many mosquitos can fit on the head of a dick?
I know what I'm doing this weekend
Are you gonna put it in a bug zapper?
Imagine the urge to scratch!
🎶 There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off! 🎶
Pretty sure I'd lose my erection after the very first one bit me down there!
Agreed. Pretty sure I'd be flaccid after a single mozzie gets close let alone bite me
fascinating
You mean flaccidating
I hate auto correct
So 2000 for the average man.... then I'd probably require only 50 to become un-erect
I think you are vastly overestimating the average penis.
The old skeeterdick routine 🦟
2000 for me
Can't complain. At least you'll get sucked.
That's gotta be an awkward boner, bloodless but swollen from all the mosquito bites.
Ribbed for her pleasure
Imagine a thousand mosquitoes on your meat wand...
And you know this from personal experience ?
Depends on what typet of dick you have. I have a ballon dick. It's unerect smaller than my finger but erect it's quite big
Would take 10k for me
laughing with my deep alpha male voice
Who found this information out? That dude had to have had an itchy cock fetish.
Best I can give you is like... Half that... A 500 mosquito-er, if you will.
Ooh...self burn. Those are rare
You should see the self burn after I tried to banish those Skeeters with a big ol' bug zapper.
Had a dong like a lightsaber for a second and a half. Well... Maybe a lightdagger? Then nothing but squito corpses and the smell of burnt hair hanging in the air. Kaboom...
I prefer the word 'flaccidify'.
What if you are into that type of thing?
I suspect just a couple of mosquito bites on the cock would be enough to make most guys lose their erection.