If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?

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Sounds like a lot until you see how many mosquitoes are actually out there at are actually out there at any given night.

fuisceges avatar fuiscege Yeah You Are +10Reply

Glad I wasn't part of this study or the peer review

Bold of you to assume I have an average penis

Mrtechnohawks avatar Mrtechnohawk Yeah You Are +7Reply

Clearly you've never been to Louisiana. Huge mosquitos, tiny shrimp.

I don't have enough real estate for 1000 mosquitoes at one time.

Think of the speed bumps afterwards though. Ribbed, for her pleasure.

If your erection last longer than 4 hours, head to Minnesota in the summer!

Oh fuu

Speak for yourself

HolgerSturms avatar HolgerSturm Yeah You Are +8Reply

"If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis"

It actually takes none, just reading that made my penis retreat as far as it could.

Besides, wouldn't your finger or penis swell up with that many mosquito bites anyway?

Doesn't matter, I'm not gonna stick it out there if there's that many mosquitos around, anyway.

teknogreeks avatar teknogreek Yeah You Are +7Reply

Did you learn this from personal experience?

Just learned that with only my penis I could make the entire mosquito population go extinct

Girl mosquitos are the only ones that suck blood :/

Are you this desperate to get sucked off?

So I can prevent morning wood by putting on sealed underwear with 1200 mosquitoes in it... nice

Nickyikkys avatar Nickyikky Yeah You Are +6Reply

It takes only 1 to annoy you for hours, though...

contextrips avatar contextrip Yeah You Are +6Reply

gets boner in class releases the swarm

Then something is out of proportion on me. My penis isn't 5 times the size of my finger.

miraclerandys avatar miraclerandy Yeah You Are +6Reply

Everybody get a load of this guy with his giant penis!

how many mosquitos can fit on the head of a dick?

I know what I'm doing this weekend

GnarlyStarwins avatar GnarlyStarwin Yeah You Are +5Reply
@GnarlyStarwin I know what I'm doing this weekend

Are you gonna put it in a bug zapper?

Girlislits avatar Girlislit Yeah You Are +4Reply

Imagine the urge to scratch!

ğŸŽ¶ There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off! ğŸŽ¶

Pretty sure I'd lose my erection after the very first one bit me down there!

@tonywonderslostnut Pretty sure I'd lose my erection after the very first one bit me down there!

Agreed. Pretty sure I'd be flaccid after a single mozzie gets close let alone bite me


Framie1s avatar Framie1 Yeah You Are +5Reply

So 2000 for the average man.... then I'd probably require only 50 to become un-erect

Missannthropics avatar Missannthropic Yeah You Are +5Reply

I think you are vastly overestimating the average penis.

The old skeeterdick routine 🦟

Shiny244s avatar Shiny244 Yeah You Are +5Reply

2000 for me

Can't complain. At least you'll get sucked.

That's gotta be an awkward boner, bloodless but swollen from all the mosquito bites.

Thatoneduderyans avatar Thatoneduderyan Yeah You Are +4Reply

Imagine a thousand mosquitoes on your meat wand...

88080808088s avatar 88080808088 Yeah You Are +4Reply

And you know this from personal experience ?

Mcgee0s avatar Mcgee0 Yeah You Are +4Reply

Depends on what typet of dick you have. I have a ballon dick. It's unerect smaller than my finger but erect it's quite big

Would take 10k for me
laughing with my deep alpha male voice

Kionixs avatar Kionix Yeah You Are +4Reply

Who found this information out? That dude had to have had an itchy cock fetish.

Best I can give you is like... Half that... A 500 mosquito-er, if you will.

@Kionix Ooh...self burn. Those are rare

You should see the self burn after I tried to banish those Skeeters with a big ol' bug zapper.

Had a dong like a lightsaber for a second and a half. Well... Maybe a lightdagger? Then nothing but squito corpses and the smell of burnt hair hanging in the air. Kaboom...

miraclerandys avatar miraclerandy Yeah You Are +6Reply

I prefer the word 'flaccidify'.

What if you are into that type of thing?

I suspect just a couple of mosquito bites on the cock would be enough to make most guys lose their erection.

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