If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?

Can't complain. At least you'll get sucked.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Best I can give you is like... Half that... A 500 mosquito-er, if you will.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Ooh...self burn. Those are rare

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You should see the self burn after I tried to banish those Skeeters with a big ol' bug zapper. Had a dong like a lightsaber for a second and a half. Well... Maybe a lightdagger? Then nothing but squito corpses and the smell of burnt hair hanging in the air. Kaboom...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I know what I'm doing this weekend

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Are you gonna put it in a bug zapper?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Glad I wasn't part of this study or the peer review

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Bold of you to assume I have an average penis

by Anonymous 2 years ago

bold of you to assume i have a penis

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Imagine the urge to scratch!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

*"If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis"* It actually takes none, just *reading* that made my penis retreat as far as it could. Besides, wouldn't your finger or penis swell up with that many mosquito bites anyway? Doesn't matter, I'm not gonna stick it out there if there's that many mosquitos around, anyway.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I don't have enough real estate for 1000 mosquitoes at one time. Think of the speed bumps afterwards though. Ribbed, for her pleasure.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And his extreme displeasure, just imagine the itch.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

That's gotta be an awkward boner, bloodless but swollen from all the mosquito bites.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Ribbed for her pleasure

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Imagine a thousand mosquitoes on your meat wand...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

🎶 There's a skeeter on my peter, whack it off! 🎶

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Pretty sure I'd lose my erection after the very first one bit me down there!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Agreed. Pretty sure I'd be flaccid after a single mozzie gets close let alone bite me

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Are you this desperate to get sucked off?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

fascinating

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You mean flaccidating

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I hate auto correct

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Did you learn this from personal experience?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

And you know this from personal experience ?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Clearly you've never been to Louisiana. Huge mosquitos, tiny shrimp.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If your erection last longer than 4 hours, head to Minnesota in the summer!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

So I can prevent morning wood by putting on sealed underwear with 1200 mosquitoes in it... nice

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Depends on what typet of dick you have. I have a ballon dick. It's unerect smaller than my finger but erect it's quite big

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Sounds like a lot until you see how many mosquitoes are actually out there at are actually out there at any given night.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Just learned that with only my penis I could make the entire mosquito population go extinct

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I suspect just a couple of mosquito bites on the cock would be enough to make most guys lose their erection.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I prefer the word 'flaccidify'.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It takes only 1 to annoy you for hours, though...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Oh fuu

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Girl mosquitos are the only ones that suck blood :/

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Would take 10k for me *laughing with my deep alpha male voice*

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Speak for yourself

by Anonymous 2 years ago

*gets boner in class* *releases the swarm*

by Anonymous 2 years ago

So 2000 for the average man.... then I'd probably require only 50 to become un-erect

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Then something is out of proportion on me. My penis isn't 5 times the size of my finger.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Everybody get a load of this guy with his giant penis!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I think you are vastly overestimating the average penis.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

What if you are into that type of thing?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

The old skeeterdick routine 🦟

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Who found this information out? That dude had to have had an itchy cock fetish.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

2000 for me

by Anonymous 2 years ago

how many mosquitos can fit on the head of a dick?

by Anonymous 2 years ago