+129 Using a black-belt when you're actually a white-belt gives you an advantage before a fight. So does wearing a white-belt when you're actually a black-belt during the fight. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Only if you use time to your advantage. Let them think you're weak

by Anonymous 2 years ago

"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near." -Sun tzu, The Art of War

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Or you can fight with no belt and they will have no idea what to do. They might implode.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

But your pants would fall down

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's a distraction technique passed down from the original secret ninja plumbers many moons ago.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Depends on what martial art we're talking about. A TKD Black belt vs a 2 year 4 stripe White Belt wouldn't be fair for the Black Belt.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Why are belts so racist?

by Anonymous 2 years ago