We were all once our father's sperm, racing against millions of others for our own survival, and against all odds… finished in first place. amirite?

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Crazymotherfukers avatar Science
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It's not really a race

Depends on what we have won really

Yeah that's not how it works

The smartass are all ejaculated by masturbation

miraclerandys avatar miraclerandy Yeah You Are +5Reply

You were equally your mother's egg, just chillin

For this miserable life? Wish I hadn't finished at first place.

Well actually the first sperm that arrives breaks egg so the second place sperm is the winner.

Boknows12s avatar Boknows12 Yeah You Are +2Reply

Nah... only half of you was in that sperm cell.
The other half was in the egg it fertilized.

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