+93 We were all once our father's sperm, racing against millions of others for our own survival, and against all odds… finished in first place. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yeah that's not how it works

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Nah... only half of you was in that sperm cell. The other half was in the egg it fertilized.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The smartass are all ejaculated by masturbation

by Anonymous 3 years ago

For this miserable life? Wish I hadn't finished at first place.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's not really a race

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You were equally your mother's egg, just chillin

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Depends on what we have won really

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Well actually the first sperm that arrives breaks egg so the second place sperm is the winner.

by Anonymous 3 years ago