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Also by Mytokhondria+67Becoming a ventriloquist has become tremendously simpler. amirite?
Also about house and spiders-109If you have alot of flies in your house just throw some spiders around, amirite?
Also about house-444When you were little you spent some amount of time looking for a North American House Hippo in your house, amirite?
Also about house and stuck+51True story -
The man in the house is commonly criticized by the woman in the house for not putting the toilet seat back down. However, in one house in particular, an elderly woman got stuck in the toilet seat. It wasn't the first time. But this time, she was so stuck, nobody could pull her out and they had to remove the entire toilet, with her stuck in it, so they could take her to the hospital to have her removed from the toilet. During an argument in the hospital, the wife and daughter of the patient yelled at the husband- "I told you not to put the toilet seat down!"
Also about house+219You're still waiting for the contest where you could win the house in the good ole disney movie Smart House, amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria+42The wizards in Harry Potter can do complicated spells and potions but still don't use decent writing material, amirite?
Also about Family-27You are legally allowed to bitch smack someone yelling politics at your children in public, amirite?
Also about spiders web+85You have most likely brushed your teeth with spiders web on your brush before, amirite?
Also about Family+106Half of your genetic makeup came into existence the moment your mother was born. amirite?
Also by Mytokhondria-37If only paranoia were more often paired with optimism, we would hear wholesome conspiracy theories. amirite?
Also about Family+91No matter how fast The Flash is he still has to move at human speed when travelling with his family. amirite?