+123 There is no such thing as Almond Milk because there's no such thing as an almond titty. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Reminds me of that episode of simpsons when they drank Malk....lol

by Anonymous 3 years ago

malk is a michigan dairy beverage drunk by trolls and yoopers

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It makes me angry, just call it "almond drink" (or soy drink, etc)

by Anonymous 3 years ago

A lot of them do now. Costco's almond and oat ones are called "non dairy beverage"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Technically true I guess, but there is a thing called cockroach milk

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I could have died without knowing this

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Suck them cockroach tits!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

...I kinda want to try it

by Anonymous 3 years ago

you cannot milk a cockroach

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You can though

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I've seen some close to that color.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Peanut butter

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Peanut butter is actually peanuts though. It's only called butter because it's a spread.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Almond milk is actually almonds though. It's only called milk because it's a drink 🤷

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No, it's called almonds because Almond Juice sounds disgusting. Water is added to finely ground Almonds to make it.

by Anonymous 3 years ago