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Also about paper and stuck+378Dear Charmin toilet paper bears, don't blame the tissue because you can't wipe your ass without paper getting stuck on your furry asses. amirite?
Also about paper stuck+768Charmin toilet paper, who the hell is going to check me for toilet paper stuck to my ass, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+10Blue ink is the chocolate ice cream of pens. amirite?
Also by Missannthropic+116Due to inflation, the dollar store will probably either have to progressively sell lower quality products, eventually mark their prices up to something more than a dollar, or just go out of business. amirite?
Also about food, eat, and stuck+83Domino's should make a gourmet pizza, like with caviar, and gold flakes, and truffles and shit... you know, for those rich, stuck up, assholes that would eat turtle shit if someone sells it for 100 bucks and says it's "gourmet", but want their food delivered, amirite?
Also about food and eat+269Why does cat shit smell so bad? Human shit does not smell that rank and we eat some gnarly stuff. Cats only eat cat food and their shit smells THE WORST. WHY DO YOU SMELL SO BADLY CAT SHIT, amirite?
Also by Missannthropic+124If our moms are perceptive enough to know when your fly is down she probably notices when you have a boner. amirite?
Also about food, acceptable, and eat-111If you run out of food, it is acceptable to eat your room mates, amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+116We exist because our dads didn't masturbate, and our moms didn't swallow. amirite?
Also about Food & Drink+108Food packaging will soon include cooking instructions for air fryers. amirite?