It's amazing how often usernames check out. amirite?

+129 It's amazing how often usernames check out. amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

well...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

shutupsami

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I still want Bernie too! User name checks out!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Hmmm…

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I agree

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I see what you did there

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Try me

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Which three did you eat?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Sister, mother, girlfriend. All yours, of course. If any or all of those don't apply to you then I'll settle for two slices of pizza and a beer. Also not trying to imply I'm a cannibal, in case anyone read it that way.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I don't see how they could've eaten my girlfriend

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Well

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You stink (jk)

by Anonymous 2 years ago

...yeah... I wouldn't even know where to begin with my username.

by Anonymous 2 years ago