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Also about History+69After being a bartender for years, bachelor parties disgust me. amirite?
Also by Mihneacuzino+99When people have said Long Live the Queen these last fifty odd years, they apparently meant it. amirite?
Also by Mihneacuzino+91If you live long enough, people will start wondering how soon you'll die. amirite?
Also about History+139The average human has one boob and one testicle, amirite?
Also about History-157The individual who sees to it that yours truly gets hundreds of downvotes is most likely a Marxist communist whose mother has bad body odor, amirite?
You think it was warm in there?
That's not how sperm works.
Contrary to popular belief, they aren't Olympic swimmers swimming up a river. Tiny contractions in the vaginal, uterine, and fallopian walls pull small groups of sperm cells up to where the egg is waiting. It isn't until the sperm cells are right up next to the egg does their ability to swim become relevant in which it's used for implantation.
He is a donkey on the edge so…
You know donkeys are sterile right?
You're thinking of mules.
What a jack-ass
The real question is, how did they mix a donkey and a dragon anyway. Plus I'd assume the babies where infertile.
The only way I think what would have happened is that sonkey went inside her and did his business in or she must have laid the egg then he fertilized it on the spot