+142 If you're male, most of the mouths you've kissed have at some point had a dick in them. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Jokes on you, I've never been kissed before.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

most of the hands you shake as well.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Which is why I only shake hands with left handed people. /s

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But I jerk it with my left….

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And shake with your right, right?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Heheeh

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What makes you think left handed people use their right hand to Jerk it?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And this is a problem?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Nope.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

jokes on you. My mouth has a dick in in A LOT.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Your mom has had at least one dick in her mouth.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Op you know the girls your kissing font count if they are imaginary.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Which is why I said "you". I'm gonna go cry now.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

anti gay person is going to read this and realize that kissing a girl might be gay.

by Anonymous 3 years ago