mine did
Explains why the hate me
"Welcome to life, son. Ya winning?"
Not mutually exclusive
Ours dad's masturbated plenty and I'm sure ours mom's swallowed as well, just not the time when you decided to shoot out.
That's… exactly correct!
A-ha! You can use protection though, and wouldn't you know though… it can and does fail and people get pregnant.
Unless you mean a 9mm handgun…
You've been watching some boring porn, kid
I mean...if she spits...that doesn't make a baby either...
Yeah, could have gotten it on her hands, face, feet, face, back, stomach, the bed, hair, eyeball too.
mine did
Explains why the hate me
"Welcome to life, son. Ya winning?"
Not mutually exclusive
Ours dad's masturbated plenty and I'm sure ours mom's swallowed as well, just not the time when you decided to shoot out.
That's… exactly correct!
A-ha! You can use protection though, and wouldn't you know though… it can and does fail and people get pregnant.
Unless you mean a 9mm handgun…
You've been watching some boring porn, kid
I mean...if she spits...that doesn't make a baby either...
Yeah, could have gotten it on her hands, face, feet, face, back, stomach, the bed, hair, eyeball too.