+117 We exist because our dads didn't masturbate, and our moms didn't swallow. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I mean...if she spits...that doesn't make a baby either...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yeah, could have gotten it on her hands, face, feet, face, back, stomach, the bed, hair, eyeball too.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Not mutually exclusive

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ours dad's masturbated plenty and I'm sure ours mom's swallowed as well, just not the time when you decided to shoot out.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That's… exactly correct!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

**mine did** Explains why the *hate* me

by Anonymous 3 years ago

"Welcome to life, son. Ya winning?"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You've been watching some boring porn, kid

by Anonymous 3 years ago