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We exist because our dads didn't masturbate, and our moms didn't swallow. amirite?

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mine did

Explains why the hate me

@404ChompyNotFound mine did Explains why the hate me

"Welcome to life, son. Ya winning?"

contextrips avatar contextrip Yeah You Are +4Reply

Not mutually exclusive

Ours dad's masturbated plenty and I'm sure ours mom's swallowed as well, just not the time when you decided to shoot out.

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A-ha! You can use protection though, and wouldn't you know though… it can and does fail and people get pregnant.

Unless you mean a 9mm handgun…

contextrips avatar contextrip Yeah You Are +7Reply

You've been watching some boring porn, kid

I mean...if she spits...that doesn't make a baby either...

Larny2019s avatar Larny2019 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Larny2019 I mean...if she spits...that doesn't make a baby either...

Yeah, could have gotten it on her hands, face, feet, face, back, stomach, the bed, hair, eyeball too.

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