+57 Our real birthdays is the day that your mum got pregnant, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

*Birth* day = the day your mom gave *birth*. It's right there in the word, buddy

by Anonymous 3 years ago

So a birth happens then? Wouldn't that be conception day?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Happy existence anniversary!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

A very merry unbirthday to you.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Conception ≠ birth

by Anonymous 3 years ago

No. Our real birthday is the day we were given birth.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Using "given birth" makes it sound like the pregnant person is the one who gets the day not the birthed person

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Pretty sure you need to double check how the word 'birth' is used...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You usually can't narrow that date down though. Sperm can live in the body for up to 5 days before fertilizing an egg

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Or the seconds which triggered the mofus testerone

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bro, even after I popped outta da pussy I wasn't alive. Just some meat blob for a few years.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Um... NO. The day your mom got pregnant is the **Conception Day**. The day you come out of your mom's vagina is the **Birth Day**. Come on.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Just to clarify, the day that we celebrate is conception day, and birth is giving life to something.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You are one confused individual.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Birth /bəːθ/ nounthe emergence of a baby or other young from the body of its mother; the start of life as a physically separate being."he was blind from birth" Like, dude

by Anonymous 3 years ago