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Our real birthdays is the day that your mum got pregnant, amirite?

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So a birth happens then? Wouldn't that be conception day?

Birth day = the day your mom gave birth. It's right there in the word, buddy

Or the seconds which triggered the mofus testerone

Cheytuflyas avatar Cheytuflya Yeah You Are +5Reply

Bro, even after I popped outta da pussy I wasn't alive. Just some meat blob for a few years.

Um... NO. The day your mom got pregnant is the Conception Day. The day you come out of your mom's vagina is the Birth Day. Come on.

Thee-Apple-Lords avatar Thee-Apple-Lord Yeah You Are +4Reply

Pretty sure you need to double check how the word 'birth' is used...

Mcgee0s avatar Mcgee0 No Way +3Reply

You usually can't narrow that date down though. Sperm can live in the body for up to 5 days before fertilizing an egg

Conception ≠ birth

No. Our real birthday is the day we were given birth.

MikewithdeTs avatar MikewithdeT Yeah You Are +2Reply
@MikewithdeT No. Our real birthday is the day we were given birth.

Using "given birth" makes it sound like the pregnant person is the one who gets the day not the birthed person

Just to clarify, the day that we celebrate is conception day, and birth is giving life to something.

MikewithdeTs avatar MikewithdeT Yeah You Are +2Reply
@MikewithdeT Just to clarify, the day that we celebrate is conception day, and birth is giving life to something.

Birth /bəːθ/ nounthe emergence of a baby or other young from the body of its mother; the start of life as a physically separate being."he was blind from birth"

Like, dude

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