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Our real birthdays is the day that your mum got pregnant, amirite?
by Anonymous2 years ago
*Birth* day = the day your mom gave *birth*. It's right there in the word, buddy
by Anonymous2 years ago
So a birth happens then? Wouldn't that be conception day?
by Anonymous2 years ago
Happy existence anniversary!
by Anonymous2 years ago
A very merry unbirthday to you.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Conception ≠ birth
by Anonymous2 years ago
No. Our real birthday is the day we were given birth.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Using "given birth" makes it sound like the pregnant person is the one who gets the day not the birthed person
by Anonymous2 years ago
Pretty sure you need to double check how the word 'birth' is used...
by Anonymous2 years ago
You usually can't narrow that date down though. Sperm can live in the body for up to 5 days before fertilizing an egg
by Anonymous2 years ago
Or the seconds which triggered the mofus testerone
by Anonymous2 years ago
Bro, even after I popped outta da pussy I wasn't alive. Just some meat blob for a few years.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Um... NO. The day your mom got pregnant is the **Conception Day**. The day you come out of your mom's vagina is the **Birth Day**. Come on.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Just to clarify, the day that we celebrate is conception day, and birth is giving life to something.
by Anonymous2 years ago
You are one confused individual.
by Anonymous2 years ago
Birth /bəːθ/ nounthe emergence of a baby or other young from the body of its mother; the start of life as a physically separate being."he was blind from birth"
Like, dude
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