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A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?

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Plus at some point, you are holding your tail

Wait, you guys don't just start over?

Milkzeys avatar Milkzey Yeah You Are +4Reply

Do you think when girls masturbate it is all flowers and butterflies?

Voluspacookies avatar Voluspacookie Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Voluspacookie Do you think when girls masturbate it is all flowers and butterflies?

No, I'm saying girls recover faster while guys get lost in self loathing when they realize what they jacked off to

@Densefever No, I'm saying girls recover faster while guys get lost in self loathing when they realize what they jacked off to

Self-loathing?... like... what? I enjoy my wank and grab a snack. Where on earth does self-loathing factor into masturbation? Its more self care than anything. You might want to consider that you have some underlying issues...

@Densefever No, I'm saying girls recover faster while guys get lost in self loathing when they realize what they jacked off to

You can't speak for every guy. I feel no self loathing. It's okay to feel comfortable in yourself and sexuality

MikewithdeTs avatar MikewithdeT Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Densefever No, I'm saying girls recover faster while guys get lost in self loathing when they realize what they jacked off to

If your dealing w "self loathing" after masturbating bc of what it is your doing it to…I think u got a issue bro. Try watching something else?

Mytokhondrias avatar Mytokhondria Yeah You Are +2Reply
@Voluspacookie Do you think when girls masturbate it is all flowers and butterflies?

Somewhere out there a solo all-girl porno is probably named 'Flowers and Butterflies' - and is most likely 'written' and produced by a guy...

Nickyikkys avatar Nickyikky Yeah You Are +5Reply
@Voluspacookie Do you think when girls masturbate it is all flowers and butterflies?

its different, male masturbation is hilarious whereas female masturbation is hot and should be rewarded why expensive spices and 1 month free of xbox live.

I dunno, if a dog catching its tail felt awesome, improved its mood, prevented prostate cancer, and helped it fall asleep, we probably wouldn't scorn the the idea so much

Except research has shown regular masturbation to have a range of health benefits, and I don't know of any from biting your tail.

I don't know, teenagers just don't know how to properly write down masturbate?

Why is everyone so ashamed about masturbating?

Everyone does it. People that don't (or claim not to) are often the creepy ones, so why are you all feeling shameful for doing something that all the best people in the world do?

KilljoyXs avatar KilljoyX Yeah You Are +3Reply

im quite happy after i fap tho....

Bro this is so deep

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