+112 A guy masterbating is the equivilent of a dog chasing it's tail, it's all good fun until you reach the inevitable conclusion and the reality of the situation settles in, amirite?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Do you think when girls masturbate it is all flowers and butterflies?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Somewhere out there a solo all-girl porno is probably named 'Flowers and Butterflies' - and is most likely 'written' and produced by a guy...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Flowers and butterflies name of your sex tape

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's not?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

its different, male masturbation is hilarious whereas female masturbation is hot and should be rewarded why expensive spices and 1 month free of xbox live.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No, I'm saying girls recover faster while guys get lost in self loathing when they realize what they jacked off to

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You can't speak for every guy. I feel no self loathing. It's okay to feel comfortable in yourself and sexuality

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Self-loathing?... like... what? I enjoy my wank and grab a snack. Where on earth does self-loathing factor into masturbation? Its more self care than anything. You might want to consider that you have some underlying issues...

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If your dealing w "self loathing" after masturbating bc of what it is your doing it to…I think u got a issue bro. Try watching something else?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It is

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Nah, but it is with fairies.   [IMAGE:113530]

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I dunno, if a dog catching its tail felt awesome, improved its mood, prevented prostate cancer, and helped it fall asleep, we probably wouldn't scorn the the idea so much

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Except research has shown regular masturbation to have a range of health benefits, and I don't know of any from biting your tail.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I mean the dog is at least getting some cardio in before the tail biting I suppose.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Oh I'll give you that. The tail chasing has health benefits. Just not the biting.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

I don't know, teenagers just don't know how to properly write down masturbate?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Jokes on you, I'm a 32 year old dumbass

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Even bettah

by Anonymous 2 years ago

>I'm a 32 year old dumbass No more calls, we have a winner!

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You *are* a dumbass, that's for sure

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Yes... that's why I said it

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Ouch. 32 with a religious 13 year old attitude. Pathetic.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

You know I honestly don't get the religious part, can you explain it to me as if I was a heathen please?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Religion is the most common reason for self loathing.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Ah gotcha, thanks

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Why is everyone so ashamed about masturbating? Everyone does it. People that don't (or claim not to) are often the creepy ones, so why are you all feeling shameful for doing something that all the best people in the world do?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

It's less about the act and more about the material used

by Anonymous 2 years ago

im quite happy after i fap tho....

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Plus at some point, you are holding your tail

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Wait, you guys don't just start over?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Bro this is so deep

by Anonymous 2 years ago