If everyone jumped at once, for a brief moment there will be no one on earth, amirite?

One giant leap for mankind

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Well done

by Anonymous 2 years ago

There goes the Australians floating away.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

you mispelled suɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Finaly your Mama will have a place to sit without crushing anyone.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No, because her ass sags to the ground already.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Those already created the mountains

by Anonymous 2 years ago

tell that to people without legs

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Ha! Elephants can't jump

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Imagine the earthquake when everyone stomps the ground.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Vsauce did a video on it years ago, to summarise, nothing would happen.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This is not true in any way.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

tell that to those buried alive

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Uh, there wouldn't be anyone STANDING on earth, but they are still very much on earth

by Anonymous 2 years ago

you mean ‘there will be no one standing on earth'

by Anonymous 2 years ago

But what would happen when everyone lands?

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Absolutely nothing.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Rip paraplegics

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Technically, on a molecular level, nothing ever really touches… so it depends on your definition of "on earth"

by Anonymous 2 years ago

We can barely have 1000 people all clap at the same time……

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Technically if everyone went indoors at once it would be the same case.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Imagine all the grandmas on their wheelchairs

by Anonymous 2 years ago

No. It will be a national jump second

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Or if everyone was just inside at once

by Anonymous 2 years ago

If everyone keeps living just as they are, too soon there will be no humans on earth forevermore.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

>!i totally like that idea :), made me smile!<

by Anonymous 2 years ago

This makes me imagine that moment has "Experimental Film" by TMBG playing in the background.

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Well, if I'd Jump in the Cadillac Girl, let's put some miles on it Anything you want Just to put a smile on you You deserve it baby, you deserve it all And I'm gonna give it to you

by Anonymous 2 years ago

Doesn't count. Flying bird are still on earth.

by Anonymous 2 years ago