One day there will be something even more extreme than vegan and they will shame everyone even vegans and be even more annoying. amirite?

"I'm a level 5 vegan: I won't eat anything that casts a shadow."

by Anonymous 3 years ago

So only root vegetables?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

With the dirt still on them.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I can't believe somebody beat me to this quote.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

*beet

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yeah, usually Its me that gets beat to a good quote.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

*Eats only at night*

by Anonymous 3 years ago

eats fire

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Jains.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Jainism has existed for thousands of years, and I don't think they go around preaching or advocating their life choices onto others

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yup they keep their belief to themselves and its worth appreciating

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Kinky

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Through the Vatican?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Hydros? They'll exist on water alone. But only lab-created water, so that they aren't taking resources from the plants and animals.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They will only drink unfiltered pond scum water, it will be short lived.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Soylent

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You actually wouldn't do so bad on that diet, amoebas and other parasites notwithstanding. Algae is actually rich in proteins, carbohydrates, and tons of vitamins.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Ya but all that beaver fever...

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Giggity

by Anonymous 3 years ago

These kind of people exist but we don't give them attention, these are the people who shame vegans even if they are practicing veganism peacefully.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Never heard of breatharians, have you?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Nope, what are they?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

"OMG do you still use your mouths? You know that lettuce is in pain when you chew it right?" *Proceeds to stab themselves with an IV*

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I can imagine a big movement that boycotts slave-made products and tends to shame those who consume them. And like vegans, they will be right.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

We hate vegans for the exact same reason we hate road bikers. They ARE better humans than us. They have more willpower, are better for the planet, more fit. They are better than us and that is why we hate them. They win.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Oxygen eaters.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

So like humans doing photosynthesis?? Like in 'sidonia no kishi'

by Anonymous 3 years ago

One version: only eat fruit. ( so even plants arent killed for food...they are only when you eat non- fruit parts of plants). Fruits are designed to be eaten. You could technically eat dairy, too, and not kill animals for food either. Dairy is also designed to be eaten.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The fruit would need to be fertilized and after the flesh is consumed, the seed(s) planted and the seedlings grown to full, mature plants. It's the only way.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I was thinking about this because a friend was wondering where to go next. I suggested that currently as a vegan he doesn't use anything that harms animals. Why does he not look into only using things that don't harm *HUMANS* - especially as most of what we use & consume comes at least in part from humans working in horrific conditions.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Lol vegan=bad lololol komedy

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That was was not a joke, this is a joke: A lady asked if I remembered her from the vegan club, But I never met herbivore :D

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That is assuming veganism is extreme. I'm sorry, but since when is choosing not to eat dead animals or their body secretions extreme?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's thinly veiled anti vegan propaganda

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Because animal corpses/bodily fluids are delicious and nutritious.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And in my opinion, they are neither delicious, nor nutritious. Is that opinion so extreme?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

they are factually nutritious

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I prefer to get the same nutrients without the unwanted things (like cholesterol) from plants.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Anti-water gang

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Anti-vaxxers.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Already happened, it's the antivaxers who only consume horse dewormer as medicine

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I met a kid who was vegan at the park with my daughter. He was 7 or 8 years old. Even he stated within 3 minutes of meeting him that he was vegan. They just can't not tell you immediately that they are vegan

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That is good, that way you can tell your daughter to avoid this kid, before they build any form of friendship. I prefer to cut vegans off my life as soon as possible, before I build any relationship with them, so them telling you that within the first 3 minute is a good thing.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's gonna be compassionate cannibal, trust me. Full circle baby

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Purple mush.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Pink paste

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Cannabalism.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Vegan and Paleo. Palegan? Vegaleo?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I think you are forgetting about the nutrient water folks… lmao

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Freegans have been doing this for years already.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bro do you even photosynthesis ?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The "extreme vegan", cause stabbing animals to death for palate pleasure isn't extreme.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You mean the war fought between mitochondrians and ATPians in year 3349. As ATPians believe we should only have, artificialy created ATP inside us & giving mitochondrias away to their freedom. Because we enslaved them millions of years ago. While mitochondrians prefer powering and using mitochondria to create ATP.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

"Water.. take it or leave it"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The Simpson warned us about them. They won't eat anything with a shadow.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They are called fruitarians. Vegan btw

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Nutrient sludge is indeed the solution

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Breatharianism.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They will want us to not go on vacation for an amount of money can save thousands peoples eye-sights, lives and so on... And we will stutter and wiggle around and bring non-sensical excuses

by Anonymous 3 years ago