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Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by Milkzey+37All ancient prophets could have been schizophrenic. amirite?
Also about Philosophy+17When we die in real life, we see our own final killcam. As our life flashes before our eyes, amirite?
Also by Milkzey+66Dick gets harder randomly, than when you want it on purpose, amirite?
Also about longest life+55So many humans have an undeserved sense of self importance- seeing themselves as separate and better from the rest of the animal kingdom just because we're smarter than the rest. Someone had to be the smartest, just like someone had to be the strongest, have the longest life span, etc. We are better AT being intelligent, but we are not better BECAUSE we are intelligent, amirite?
Also by Milkzey-27The way you wear your clothes can determine how professional or unprofessional you are in most scenarios. amirite?
Also about childhood+1,127That stick-in-the-mud parent who originally complained about the Cookie Monster encouraging childhood obesity pretty much single-handedly ruined the childhood of kids born in the 21st century, amirite?
Also about life, longest, and shortest+235Sometimes the shortest life has the longest impact, amirite?
Also about life+79Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about Philosophy+54I thought it was, "Don't make me snap my fingers in a Z-formation, exclamation, hip rotation, neck circulation.
Brick wall, waterfall, boy u think u know it all. You don’t, I do.
So boom with the attitude, boom with the attitude.
Elbow elbow, wrist wrist, talk to the hand, talk to the fist, boom boy you just got dissed. Swish, swish, swish.
Reese’s pieces, 7-Up, mess with me, I’ll mess u up.
See my finger, see my thumb, see my fist you better run.
Wait, come back u need a tic-tac.
Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but a whole 6 pack.
I’m so sorry to be mean, but you need some listerineeeeee, amirite?