For all we know, entrance to heaven or hell could rest on the perentage of shopping carts we successfully return to the corral. amirite?

150%. Used to be a cart guy and I always grab the stragglers on my way to the corral

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I always take one from the parking lot to shop with and return it to the coral or front of store.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What about the people who lived in the secluded area without ever having the shopping cart experience? Would their entrance to heaven be if they successfully returned the neighbors cow?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Doomed to purgatory

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Just like everyone born in a time or place that never heard about JC

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Which is a parking lot full of shopping carts...the ultimate test.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Wait you guys don't put them back?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Not us! However there are heathens and heretics that do, and they will burn in eternal hellfire and blistering rain because of it!!!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Plot twist!

by Anonymous 3 years ago

There are also people who leave their trash everywhere because "that's the janitor's job."

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Or the maid's job. Lazy, thoughtless self-entitled myopic mental midgets.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Do I get extra points for taking the stray cart in the lot and using it?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Definitely. +2

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I return other people's carts too. One time even returned a mobile scooter that someone left parked next to my car. Where am I going?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Past heaven to second heaven

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You have already ascended, my good (wo)man.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I never leave one where it would impede on someone else so I think I'm good.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Nope..

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That would suck…

by Anonymous 3 years ago

[Bane voice] For you.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And toenail clippings shalt enrage the Onniscient One

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I'm getting a deluxe apartment in heaven then because I park every stray I see. I hate stray carts.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I once heard a republican say that leaving shopping carts in the parking lot was "job creation." (Lazy, inconsiderate and stupid!)

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yet there are billions of people who think that the bible is more sane than this?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

no

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Maybe

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I make weekly sacrifices so I could use baskets and not goddamn carts

by Anonymous 3 years ago

What about in Europe where you don't get your money back if you don't return the cart?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

But in actuality it's completely based on if you excepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior…

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You mean "accepted." But that means very little if you made no attempt to live according to his teachings.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I have excepted Jesus from my life.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I spoke with him, he didn't mention anything even remotely like that.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

So everyone before the invention of the shopping cart is in hell?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Purgatory

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Well, I can rest easy. lol

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Sounds like premise of The Good Place

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It's also the premise of Cart Narcs

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I find it just fueling the cycle when I put it in the corral. The same person who just left it out will need more groceries eventually and do it again... So I figure just take the cart with me. it will be harder for people to be damned that way.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I hope so.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Yes

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Someone has been on YouTube watching Cart Narcs

by Anonymous 3 years ago

We're already in hell, those are the only two things that exist

by Anonymous 3 years ago

For all we know there are 34 different plains of existence one will enter into after their death, each one containing varying numbers of turtles.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

It will be a close call for me.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Cart narc has entered the chat.

by Anonymous 3 years ago