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For all we know, entrance to heaven or hell could rest on the perentage of shopping carts we successfully return to the corral. amirite?

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For all we know there are 34 different plains of existence one will enter into after their death, each one containing varying numbers of turtles.

Boknows12s avatar Boknows12 Yeah You Are +6Reply

Cart narc has entered the chat.

Surfacess avatar Surfaces Yeah You Are +6Reply

150%. Used to be a cart guy and I always grab the stragglers on my way to the corral

@Thenaturelover 150%. Used to be a cart guy and I always grab the stragglers on my way to the corral

I always take one from the parking lot to shop with and return it to the coral or front of store.

I return other people's carts too. One time even returned a mobile scooter that someone left parked next to my car. Where am I going?

swiggybabys avatar swiggybaby Yeah You Are +5Reply

And toenail clippings shalt enrage the Onniscient One

Well, I can rest easy. lol

fragsworths avatar fragsworth Yeah You Are +5Reply

I find it just fueling the cycle when I put it in the corral. The same person who just left it out will need more groceries eventually and do it again...

So I figure just take the cart with me. it will be harder for people to be damned that way.

Achilles982s avatar Achilles982 Yeah You Are +5Reply

I once heard a republican say that leaving shopping carts in the parking lot was "job creation."

(Lazy, inconsiderate and stupid!)

Yet there are billions of people who think that the bible is more sane than this?

I make weekly sacrifices so I could use baskets and not goddamn carts

What about in Europe where you don't get your money back if you don't return the cart?

dankXDs avatar dankXD Yeah You Are +4Reply

But in actuality it's completely based on if you excepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior…

I hope so.

Someone has been on YouTube watching Cart Narcs

88080808088s avatar 88080808088 Yeah You Are +4Reply

It will be a close call for me.

Tldfonats avatar Tldfonat Yeah You Are +4Reply

What about the people who lived in the secluded area without ever having the shopping cart experience?

Would their entrance to heaven be if they successfully returned the neighbors cow?

Shiny244s avatar Shiny244 Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Sharag Doomed to purgatory

Just like everyone born in a time or place that never heard about JC

@Sharag Doomed to purgatory

Which is a parking lot full of shopping carts...the ultimate test.

Wait you guys don't put them back?

@Impolsion Wait you guys don't put them back?

There are also people who leave their trash everywhere because "that's the janitor's job."

@GnarlyStarwin There are also people who leave their trash everywhere because "that's the janitor's job."

Or the maid's job. Lazy, thoughtless self-entitled myopic mental midgets.

@Impolsion Wait you guys don't put them back?

Not us! However there are heathens and heretics that do, and they will burn in eternal hellfire and blistering rain because of it!!!

Do I get extra points for taking the stray cart in the lot and using it?

capamericasurs avatar capamericasur Yeah You Are +3Reply

I'm getting a deluxe apartment in heaven then because I park every stray I see. I hate stray carts.

So everyone before the invention of the shopping cart is in hell?

Mihneacuzinos avatar Mihneacuzino Yeah You Are +3Reply

Sounds like premise of The Good Place

Yes

Iapetus-11s avatar Iapetus-11 Yeah You Are +3Reply

If only. lol

That would suck…

Masonrunnelss avatar Masonrunnels Yeah You Are +2Reply

We're already in hell, those are the only two things that exist

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