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+143Based on the logic of heaven/hell in Lucifer, all sociopaths go to heaven. amirite?
I never leave one where it would impede on someone else so I think I'm good.
I can't tell if you are being sarcastic or not
Nope..
For all we know there are 34 different plains of existence one will enter into after their death, each one containing varying numbers of turtles.
Cart narc has entered the chat.
150%. Used to be a cart guy and I always grab the stragglers on my way to the corral
I always take one from the parking lot to shop with and return it to the coral or front of store.
I return other people's carts too. One time even returned a mobile scooter that someone left parked next to my car. Where am I going?
You have already ascended, my good (wo)man.
Past heaven to second heaven
And toenail clippings shalt enrage the Onniscient One
Well, I can rest easy. lol
I find it just fueling the cycle when I put it in the corral. The same person who just left it out will need more groceries eventually and do it again...
So I figure just take the cart with me. it will be harder for people to be damned that way.
I once heard a republican say that leaving shopping carts in the parking lot was "job creation."
(Lazy, inconsiderate and stupid!)
Yet there are billions of people who think that the bible is more sane than this?
I make weekly sacrifices so I could use baskets and not goddamn carts
What about in Europe where you don't get your money back if you don't return the cart?
But in actuality it's completely based on if you excepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior…
You mean "accepted."
But that means very little if you made no attempt to live according to his teachings.
I have excepted Jesus from my life.
I spoke with him, he didn't mention anything even remotely like that.
I hope so.
Someone has been on YouTube watching Cart Narcs
It will be a close call for me.
What about the people who lived in the secluded area without ever having the shopping cart experience?
Would their entrance to heaven be if they successfully returned the neighbors cow?
Doomed to purgatory
Just like everyone born in a time or place that never heard about JC
Which is a parking lot full of shopping carts...the ultimate test.
Wait you guys don't put them back?
There are also people who leave their trash everywhere because "that's the janitor's job."
Or the maid's job. Lazy, thoughtless self-entitled myopic mental midgets.
Not us! However there are heathens and heretics that do, and they will burn in eternal hellfire and blistering rain because of it!!!
Plot twist!
Do I get extra points for taking the stray cart in the lot and using it?
Definitely. +2
I'm getting a deluxe apartment in heaven then because I park every stray I see. I hate stray carts.
no
Maybe
So everyone before the invention of the shopping cart is in hell?
Purgatory
Sounds like premise of The Good Place
It's also the premise of Cart Narcs
Yes
That would suck…
[Bane voice] For you.
We're already in hell, those are the only two things that exist