+138 The pessimist says "it couldn't have been worse." The optimist says "it could've been worse.", amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Wouldnt it be opposite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

So it couldn't have been worse means "this is the worst, it cannot get any more worse than this" It could have been worse means "this is bad, but I can imagine something worse that could happen, but didn't happen"

by Anonymous 3 years ago

This

by Anonymous 3 years ago

And a paranoid says it's going to get worse.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The cow says, "moo."

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Umm....yea. Probably. You should hear what they say about a partially filled glass of water.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Bad a grammar you lost me

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I couldn't care less.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

The optometrist says, "Is this better or worse?"

by Anonymous 3 years ago