You will probably suffer less severe pain in your lifetime than kings did in ancient times. amirite?

I've had more pain than most kings combined. Pain meds have no effect on me so I have to just live in agony. They could drink booze to cut the pain. Alcohol makes me sick even with one drink.

Dunno, don't think any Kings have ever been run over by a truck or a train.

Probably not.

Nope, they don't even come close to what I've been through.

why

Especially the french kind