+124 Before A/C pie thieves had it so easy. Just hang around windowsills. That was it. amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

We unionized, we had a strike, we petitioned the government. But no one cares about the livelihood of us pie thieves. I'm lucky to steal 2 pies a week. Barely enough to feed my family let alone pay the medical bills for broken noses from floating into walls chasing aroma lines

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Have you considered a job as a white pie stealer? You get commissions to steal pies so they can improve their pie safeness.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Do they offer benefits or pension? I'm looking for something long term within my current scope of practice

by Anonymous 3 years ago

They might offer benefits, I haven't looked into it much

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Thanks, we're considering accepting your union application

by Anonymous 3 years ago