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A mouse dies in the mouse trap because it doesn't understand why the cheese is free, amirite?

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Nice.

Surfacess avatar Surfaces Yeah You Are +8Reply

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@Thatoneduderyan Username error: inadequate depth.

My mom told me to stay in the shallow end :(

Ah! That's where the term "Government Cheese" came from! Another thing I learned on my Internet machine…

All of its food is 'free' - that the trap works has nothing to do with its being tricked by 'free food'

Trashy21s avatar Trashy21 Yeah You Are +5Reply

Retrofitted BS logic, OP sounds like most public intellectuals these days

But the cheese isn't free... It costs its life

Larny2019s avatar Larny2019 Yeah You Are +5Reply

No, I'm pretty sure it's the giant snapping metal bar breaking its bones.

@Squintygibberoses4jt No, I'm pretty sure it's the giant snapping metal bar breaking its bones.

The only reason it's bones will be broken by the trap is because it doesn't understand why the cheese is free though

@freq432 The only reason it's bones will be broken by the trap is because it doesn't understand why the cheese is free though

No, its bones get broken because the bar has a tremendous amount of torque applied to it via a spring that causes it to accelerate rather rapidly. I feel like you're being deliberately obtuse because you think you're clever.

Larny2019s avatar Larny2019 Yeah You Are +6Reply

No, a mouse dies in a mousetrap because it either gets trapped (the kind that close a trapdoor), neck snapped (traditional mousetrap), because a marble rolls away from the game resulting in friends throwing it at a wall(the game), or due to poison (obviously, poisoned bait)

Mice have 0 knowledge of philosophy or currency, and very little understanding of physics. They go to a mousetrap because a superior intellect to the rodent has placed an incentive to guide vermin to their demise, nothing more, nothing less

jodzdzownicas avatar jodzdzownica Yeah You Are +4Reply

"If it's free, you're the product"

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

88080808088s avatar 88080808088 Yeah You Are +2Reply
@88080808088 The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Yes! My favorite saying. "Free Cheese Buffet! Bring a friend and you eat for free!"

*doesn't question how it's free

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