+61 Farting is humans way of marking their territory, amirite?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Who's gonna tell him?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Not very effective - at best it works for like a minute or two.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

I use it to enforce social distancing.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Or it starts a war with powers greater than yours

by Anonymous 3 years ago

That sounds more like marking territory that wasn't yours to mark

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Close. Try peeing.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

You realize that every living thing produces gas, right?

by Anonymous 3 years ago

Putting down a pole, building a fence or a wall marks a territory.

by Anonymous 3 years ago

LOL!

by Anonymous 3 years ago